Nevada County Picayune and Gurdon Times Newspaper Archive

Nevada High School Senior Class Wills

I, David Lively, will to Lindsay Walthall my ability to take a fish off the hook without yelling, "Ooo!"

We, the senior class of 1996, will to Kevin Bingham, the intelligence to quit being so bad and learn to behave.

I, Angie Peck, will to Mary Best my ability to buy candy for all the cute guys next year.

We, Chala Divine and Mems McKinnon, will to Julie Clements the ability to loosen up and show out in Mrs. Lively's class.

I, LaMarcus Page, will to Chris Cearley, the ability to stay off Mrs. Cooley's nerves.

I, Cody Carlton, of sound mind and body will to April Carlton the ability to stay out of trouble and be at school on time.

I, Penny Sherman, will to Misty Ward, my big loud mouth so she'll speak up in class.

I, Quentin Flowers, will to Lamont Miller 350 pounds of weight loss, dye for the gray hair and a truckload of pork chops.

I, Trouble, will to Joseph Young the ability to find another job other than hauling billets.

I, Shane Free, will to Ricardo Young, my ability to hit a baseball and to take it like a man when I'm hit with a baseball.

I, Nakema Dockery, will to Cynthia Page, my ability to speak to others without being shy.

I, Wes McKamie, of enhanced mind and worn down body do hereby will to Billy Don Dillard the ability to enhance his mind, hold a job and party on the weekend without getting in too much trouble.

I, Drue Zeigler, being of unsound mind and body do hereby will to Melissa Almand the ability to not be so perfect.

I, Marcia Moreira, of sound mind and body do will to Kristi Patton the ability to do a toe-touch, I also will her the ability to fall gracefully.

I, Hagan Barnes, being of insane mind and Wal-Mart tired body, will to Brandi "Smalltalk" Tatom my ability to say at least three words each class period and eat in the lunchroom without going completely insane and anorexic.

I, Tyran Holliman, being of sound mind and body, will to Courtney Loudermilk my ability to get along with Mr. Lowe and make gestures behind his head.

I, Marce Scott, being of sound mind and body will to Naaman Moss the ability to stay cool and just kick it.

I, LaMarcus Page, will to Terrell Page the ability to have my basketball skills.

I, Chala Divine, of unsound mind and body, will to Crystal Lowe the abililty to aggravate Mrs. Lively and to be late to her class everyday. I also will to her the ability not to get a tech in a basketball game.

I, Shane Free, will to Jami Fore the ability to get all her work done in Mrs. Cooley's class.

I, Mems McKinnon, also will to Jamie Fore the ability to skip school without leaving her car here and getting caught.

I, Allison Young, of very insane mind and body, will to Jill Butler the ability to walk without running into things or falling down.

I, Latashia, being of sound mind and body will to Jamie Martin to stop breaking the young girls' hearts.

I, Vanessa Thompson, of sound mind and body will Shonda Young the ability to not laugh so loudly in public and to look over immature people.

I, Cody Hastings, will Tammy May the right to stand up during the Watermelon Festival and yell out, "I hate watermelons!" I also will to Tammy the right to date guys named Chad, who sack groceries at Harvest Foods.

I, Quentin Flowers, do hereby will Marcus Muldrow my manhoood, good looks and a smaller head.

I, Shameka Biddle, will to Dilesha Easter my encouraging laugh and smile.

I, Alicia Lewis, being of semisound mind and body, will to Clarence Christopher my ability to stay cool under pressure.

I, Russ Carlton, being of sound mind and body, will to Laurie Herring my singing voice.

I, Jimmy Bailey, of sound mind and body will to Joannie Bailey the ability to drive me home after tonight.

We, Heather Gaines, and Angela Carlton will to Janice Camp the ability to be bad while still looking good, and our motor mouths in Mrs. Lively's room.

I, Roye Miller, of unsound mind, will to Andy Carpenter, to have a short and propserous life. Party hard, because life is short. Party on dudes.

I, Yan Hu, do will to Kara Travis the ability to turn in assignments on time.

I, Pedro Garcia, will to Brandi Mounce, the best for the future, and that you can accomplish all your goals.

I, Karena Tinsley, will to Matt Tucker to have a long and prosperous future.

I, Sharon Bell, will to April Gulley, the ability to completely ignore Courtney Loudermill.

We ,the senior class of 1996, will to Rhonda Dyer the ability to not get caught passing notes in class.

We, Dwayne Morehead and Shaun McKamie, will to Shannon Hicks the ability to sell a yearbook ad without using the line, "You don't want to buy a yearbook ad, do you?" and the abilty to finally ask Brandi Tatom out.

I, Tomeka Muldrow, will to Deloris Wincher my ability to be neat and organized.

We, April Cearley and Mems McKinnon, will to Krissie Niemeyer the ability to quit worrying about her record at school and to have fun and get in trouble!

I, Damon Jones, will to Deloris Wincher the ability not to keep one hairstyle until it starts falling apart and to stay away from hair styles that make her look like a peacock.

I, Damon Jones, will to Eric Murphy the ability to not to get mad when someone makes a Joe Camel joke at him.