Nevada County Picayune and Gurdon Times Newspaper Archive

NHS Prophecies Given

The junior class at Nevada High School has made prophesies for 10 years down the road. Herewith are the prophecies.

I, Susan Wesson, prophesy that in 10 years Joey Nowlin will be a comedian and make a living doing the 'Tiana.' He will be married to a woman who doesn't work and has six kids. After 6 years of marriage he wife will get tired of hearing the words: the bomb, freak nasty and big baby, so she divorces him. He spends the rest of his life closed up in his apartment living off welfare.

I, Elizabeth Cook, prophesy that in 10 years Amanda Higgins will have four more kids, living in the same old house and still be jobless. She will be a good, hardworking, loving parent as well as housewife. May God bless her and her future life.

I, Ramona Evans, prophesy that in 10 years Nicholas Williams will still be trying to graduate from Nevada and will remain a party pooper for the rest of his life.

I, Kristin Fry, prophesy that in 10 years Leslie Clements will be married with eight kids and still be babysitting. Everywhere she goes, her husband will take her. For her first year anniversary he will give her a rubber snake.

I, Marisa Smyth, prophesy that in 10 years Derrick Christopher will be going to UACCH and still wondering through the halls avoiding class.

I, Kristi Powell, prophesy that in 10 years Tamla Allen will be married with seven kids, completed law school and still be living in Rosston.

I, Regina Gulley, prophesy that in 10 years Michael Lowe will accept his color and live an okay life in Africa.

I, James 'Rick' Murry, prophesy that in 10 years Kevin Marlar will be married to Melanie Williams and living off welfare checks.

I, Robin Rudd, prophesy that in 10 years Andrea Maroon will be the manager of reorganized McDonald's. She will be responsible for making McDonald's the 'in place to go to party.'

I, Brandi Young, of strong mind and fine body prophesy that in 10 years Rosa Garcia will be married to Eduardo Alejandro Esparza and have 13 kids. They will get government support and she will be a cashier at Brookshire's.

I, Robyn Dismuke, prophesy that in 10 years Shawna Cogbill will be still chasing Short- Dawg and married with 10 kids. They will be little thuglets. She run a family store.

I, Matt Herring, prophesy that in 10 years Jeremy Kretz will still be playing in minor league baseball. Keep your thumbs up, Jeremy, you'll get into Major League someday!

I, Felicia Pearson, prophesy that in 10 years Anthony McMillion will grow tall as a tree. Seems he accidently drank a glass of Miracle Gro and discovered it works on humans as well as plants. He will be worth a million.

I, Brandi Young, of crazy mind, prophesy that in 10 years Robert Kelly will be executive salesman and part time client for Preparation H.

I, Vincent Chenault, prophesy that in 10 years Tracy Hicks will still be hanging out with her cousin, Keith Jones.

I, Kristi Powell, prophesy that in 10 years Chad Bingham will be found driving Ms. Tippitt's eggmobile that was handed down by Billy Don Dillard.

I, Julius 'Super' Gulley, prophesy that in 10 years Courtney 'C' Mixon will still be driving the one and only 'Chocolate Thunder' and will always be in the zone.

I, Latoya Williams, prophesy that in 10 years Crystal Johnson will still be trying to get out of Nevada.

I, Amy Carpenter, prophesy that in 10 years Joshua Cook will move to Germany and start a cult. He will marry and have little demons running everywhere.

I, Nekina Adair, prophesy that in 10 years Anita Loudermill will graduate and have six more children and will be attending SAU Tech with Craig by her side, in every class.

I, Brian Gentry, prophesy that in 10 years Casey Curtis will be work-ing at Bodcaw Grocery and later owning it, but still hiding from girls in Magnolia.

I, Justin House, prophesy that in 10 years LaDonna Burns will be a chicken farmer and live in Texas with her daughter, Faye Donna.

I, Eddie Williams, prophesy that Cedric Dixon, will become a famous, rich baseball player. Later, he will be a volunteer fireman.

I, Beth Stewart, prophesy that in 10 years Amber Miller will be married to Robby Palmer and have two kids. She will have a degree from Henderson University as a band director.

I, J.B. Roberson, prophesy that in 10 years Ricky White will be working the produce isle at Brookshire's and be happily married to Amy Carpenter.

I, Lori O'Keefe, prophesy that in 10 years LeAnn Magness will be taking night classes at UACCH in order to pursue her long awaited career in gynecology. She will take a part-time job at K-Mart to support herself and Jake.

I, Vincent Chenault, prophesy that in 10 years Alisha Fielding will be married to Keith Hyatt.

I, Brandi Young, prophesy that in 10 years Yadira Prieto will be a famous clothes designer. She will be married to Miquel and have six kids.

I, Kristi Powell, prophesy that in 10 years Jay Rhodes will be found on the side of the road, because he blew up his house trying to imitate one of Dr. Young's experiments.

I, Elizabeth Cook, predict that in 10 years Jeff Smelser will have his own hog and cattle farm. He will be happily married and living in a tin hut with three kids. May God bless you and your future.

I, LaTina Henry, prophesy that in 10 years Shanika Allen will finally marry Van Dale Joe. They will have one child and, unfortunately, she will be like her mother: loud, loves to talk about other people and mean. But she will have pretty hair, so maybe she will do well in life.

I, Claudette Moss, prophesy that in 10 years Tia Page will be married to Travoris Blakely, living in a two-story mansion with two children: Aspen Page and Travoris Jr. (T.J. for short). From day to day, Tia sits at home gossiping on the telephone, watching soaps and waiting for Travoris to come home with her take-outs, because she refuses to cook. Whenever she's away from the television, she goes cruisin' in her black Eclipse flossing her trio rims and bobbing her head to loud music. So all in all, Tia has a great life except for eating finally catches up with her. She now weighs 200 pounds, none muscle, all cellulite.

I, Robin Rudd, prophesy that in 10 years Amanda Elliott will be Amanda Green. She and Doug will own an art gallery in downtown Delta Acres.

I, Roxanna Kincheloe, prophesy that in 10 years Keri Gibson will still be working at Burger King making $5.15 an hour and married to Lawrence Allan Russo Jr. with at least 15 kids.

I, Lesley Walthall, prophesy that in 10 years Amanda Smith will be married to Preston Partridge, have two children and be working as a lawyer in Houston.

I, Chasity Reeves, prophecy that in 10 years A.J. Guthrie will reach his goal of job that pays good and he will be married.

I, Josh Casey, prop