Nevada County Picayune and Gurdon Times Newspaper Archive

'99 Class Wills (cont)

e ability to stay away from haters and to keep it real, to Carlos and Alex I would like to will the ability to stand at a fixed position and look as good as I do. And last, I will Shannon Renee Purifoy all of my love.

I, Phillip Harris, of sketchy mind and strikingly scrumptious exterior, hereby will to the freshmen, sophomore, and junior classes the secret of One-eyed Willie the Pirate's gold, and as an add-on bonus, color-coded Ziploc bags of monkey feathers.

I, Josh Helmick, being of sound mind, will my heart and unmeasurable love to Hallie Kisselburg, who has s sleep.

We, Lindsey Powell and Lesley Grimes, will Rita Fountain and the 1999-2000 Wolf Trail staff the ability to get along with Mrs. Maroon. Good luck next year!

I, Stacy Stockton, with sound mind and body, will Traci Graham my ability to stay out of trouble and be on time. Also, I will the Wolverettes the best of luck next year without Jessica and me.

I, Byron Toliver, with smart mind and mouth and sexy body, will everyone I know the best of luck next year without me. I know it will be very difficult.

I, Tiffany Trevillion, being of little mind and short body will Chris Glass a ride to work next year, Jesse Wright my ability to stay on Mr. Cannon's good side, and Aaron Hearnsberger my love and friendship.

I, Jerry Antonio Walters, being of a Christian mind and the body of Mr. Kelly, will all of my love to Tiffany Marie Young

I, Evan Webb, being of under-rated mind and over-rated body, will the class of 2000 the English homework I borrowed from Abby Collins, to all the underclassmen my ability to stay out of trouble, to Jeremy Loe my golfing skills, and to Cassie Cottingham all my love and friendship.

I, Brandon Douglas Wilson, with an intelligent mind and sexy body will Calvin my good hair and all my little fans. I will Sidney Giles and Andrew Fellows my basketball skills. Hope you get All- State like I did. I will Brian Woodley and Latisha Heard love, peace, and happiness, and stop fighting, please. And last, Bralyn Wilson and Candi Hall all my love. I almost forgot to all my UG's the best of luck in the future.

I, Jarrod Yates, of brilliant mind and Um....mm....mmm body, will Traci Graham, Amanda Crow, Rita Fountain, and Brett Woods my ability to get out of class and go get something to eat for lunch everyday. And to my brother, Matthew, the best of luck.

I, Doug Young, being of no mind and very athletic body, will Traci Graham and Rita Fountain the ability to leave everyday and get lunch, Amanda Crow and Misty Brown my ability to hunt and fish, to my cousin, T.J., my way with the girls, to the 1999 wolves best of luck, to all my friends at PHS my love and support, I will miss you, and to the PHS staff, my gratitude, may God bless you.