Nevada County Picayune and Gurdon Times Newspaper Archive

'99 Class Wills

I, Gabriel Adams, being of loud sound and skinny body will all my love to my baby, Beverly Ross, who has stuck by me. I love you. I will my sister, Fallon, and my brother, Herbert, the ability to get along without me. And Fallon don't let these boys run ya. I love y'all. To all the rest of my home boys, I will all the best in the present as well as the future. Much love.

I, Clint Anderson, being of sound mind and body hereby will all my love to Amanda Cummings and to the upcoming seniors the skills to be half as cool as we were.

I, Kerri Denise Bryant, a very outstanding person with a great sense of humor, will all the eighth grade girls good luck through their high school years. To Otis, K.P., William, Rodney, Chris, Anton, Vincent, Ronnie Jr., Danielle, Candi, Trenace, Shakara, Porsha, and all the underground crew be strong and stay in school. To my family lots of love.

I, Abby Collins, being of not so sound but intelligent mind will Russell Niemyer tolerance for other people, Amanda Farrar someone else to pick on, David Parks someone else to shock, Brad Harris the ability to make it through one more year, Phillip Harris a new best friend, and the 1999 flag line a better memory than we had last year. To the class of 1999 I will the ability to move on, and look back upon these years fondly but not as the best years of your lives.

I, Levar David Faulkner, being of no mind and outrageously fat body, will to the Junior class my Lexus, the ghetto sled. To K.P., my ability to sleep in class without getting in trouble. Amanda Crow and Otis Harris, a lifetime supply of the wonder drug. All my brothers, best of luck at PHS for the last of your years. I will Mr. Britton a bigger headache than I ever was for four more years. And to Liz Thompson the ability to sneak past Mrs. Purtle.

I, Cindy Greenwood, of sound mind and body will my little brother, Matthew, the best of luck in the future. I love you!

I, Lesley Grimes, being of genius mind and okay body, will Brett Woods "Sterling's Little Instruction Book" to get through life. Good luck during your last year at PHS. I love you! To Andrea Cossey, my tennis skills. To my baby boy, Trevor, all my love. To my mom and dad a big thanks for everything. I love you both.

I, T.J. Glass, being of genius mind and Godzilla body will Jeremy Loe my ability to hit a golfball, to Ben Martin my ability to keep a calm temper when needed, and to David Parks the ability to stay calm around women.

I, David Gummeson, of clever mind and clumsy body will Jeremy "worm" Gammage the ability to not be bashful and to have communication skills.

I, Derrick Dewayne Hardamon, being of sound mind and delicious vanilla body would like to will everyone the best of luck in the years to come. And to my homeboy Ronnie Nolen Jr. I want to will the ability to stay away from haters and to keep it real, to Carlos and Alex I would like to will the ability to stand at a fixed position and look as good as I do. And last , I will Shannon Renee Purifoy all of my love.

I, Phillip Harris, of sketchy mind and strikingly scrumptious exterior, hereby will to the freshmen, sophomore, and junior classes the secret of One-eyed Willie the Pirate's gold, and as an add-on bonus, color-coded Ziploc bags of monkey feathers.

I, Angelo Haynes, being of insane mind, and turtle-like body will Carlos Franklin the ability to roam the halls at all times and still make A's, B's, and sometimes C's; Franklin Moss the ability to stand up for himself and not get beaten up by girls. I also will Trenace Hardamon and Liz Thompson the ability to be quiet (you get the picture); and last I will Crystal Moss the ability to love, honor, cherish, and obey me, and also the ability to clean my house everyday (just kidding). I wish Crystal Moss a great Senior year not just because she is my fiancee' but because she was instrumental in helping me graduate.

I, Josh Helmick, being of sound mind, will my heart and unmeasurable love to Hallie Kisselburg, who has shown me what life is all about. To Aaron, the ability to wiggle out of situations, but if he can't, I will him my assigned seat in I.S.S. And to the class of '99, good times and the best of luck.

I, Jessica Hendrix, being of sound mind and body, will Coach Cossey and the Wolverettes the best of luck next year. To Andrea Cossey my great fishing skills. And to Trenace Hardamon and Donisha Williamson someone else to argue with.

I, Holly Hill, being of bookish mind and unproportional body will Monica the ability to get up in the middle of the night with her niece and still come to school the next day. I also will all my love to my daddy and wish he could be here to see me today.

I, Scott Hobbs, of crazy mind and REALLY tall body, will Jeremy Gammage a pair of vocal chords. To Brett Woods, all the luck in the world and stay crazy. To all the underclassmen, the ability to make it through this dungeon. And last but obviously not least, to Rita I will all my love and support in anything you do.

I, David Huntley, being of no mind or body will to all of PHS absolutely nothing.

I, Lashonda Nicole Jackson, being of intelligent mind, will Tomeilla, Tameka, Taquilla, Tawanna, Shannon, Crystal, Danielle, Chris, K.P., Ronnie, and Vincent my sense of humor next year, and to Beverly and Katrina the best of luck throughout their high school years, and to stay away from haters. I love you.

I, Deedra Leigh Jarvis, being of an O.K. mind and goddess like body will my family and Ricky all my love. To Kim Overton, the ability to put up with Al and still graduate. To the junior class, the ability to stay here without us.

I, Hallie Kisselburg, being of sound mind, will to my brother, Max, the ability to like getting up and coming to school, to Amanda and Trent Crow, I wish them good luck in the future, and to Josh all my love.

I, Shanna Loe, being of sound mind and body, will to the remaining students at PHS the best of luck in the future. To Kim and Leigh, may your last two years be the best.

I, Nate Lucena, being of intellectual mind and sound body, will Jessica Brooks my phenomenal trumpet playing skills, to Abby an Oscar, and Shannon and Tiff the best of luck next year. I also will Dee the ability to get away from Wolves!

I, James Robert McGough, being of semi-intelligent mind and irresistible body, will Jesse Wright my ability to fish during school hours and not get caught; to Jack Nelson a bag of monkey feathers; my blue tank to Jay; and to everyone else, well, good luck.

I, Jarrod Miller, being of sound mind and unbelievable body, will Eric Stovall the NAPA organization, my fishing knowledge to Matt Yates, and I will David Parks my singing and dancing abilities.

I, Shannon Morrow, being of sound mind and body, ome. And to my homeboy Ronnie Nolen Jr. I want to will th