Nevada County Picayune and Gurdon Times Newspaper Archive

Emmet Seniors Predict Future Of Their Graduates

In ten years Chad Adamson will own his own multi-million dollar bread company. His wife will take care of their fourteen kids while Chad drives his Dodge Viper with the words Doughboy' detailed on the side.

In ten years Jason Arrington will be working at Emmet High School as the librarian because Mrs. Mitchell has mysteriously disappeared. In his spare time he will be helping his parents with the chicken houses.

In ten years Dereck Britton will be a very successful person. He will be Bill Gates second-in-command. On the side, he will conduct informal seminars in his garage on the art of dodging deer. He will build a computer for Christal in the shape of a corndog.

In ten years Ricardo Castillo will have had three wives and seven kids and still be following all the girls.

In ten years Kim Fore will be living in Texas with her husband Eric. They will own a little farm. She will walk around in her overalls, chewing leaves and spitting all over the place. Her eight hundred pound hog will have just as many teeth as she and will also have its own room in her three bedroom shack.

In ten years Lilia Garcia will be living in Mexico with the American man she married.

In ten years Brandon Jester will be seen with R.J. Overton still cruising Emmet in a low-rider station wagon with loud pipes. They are still trying to pick up women. Soon after he will be busted by Steve Otwell for peeping in windows, but it won't affect his management at Save-A-Lot.

In ten years Paul Johnson will be married to a 6'3" supermodel who works on the set of Baywatch. She will later divorce him when his welfare is revoked.

In ten years Lisa Martins will be the owner of twenty McDonalds. She will have been jail three times for assaulting people who smart off to her. She will be driving an old school bus to carry around her fourteen kids.

In ten years Noemi Osorio will be married with seven kids and still taking therapy from the shrink she married.

In ten years R.J. Overton will have retired as the highest paid lawyer anywhere. He will live in a five story house with five wives (one on each floor). He will have five kids (one from each wife). He will be driving a 2010 Corvette, black with brown leather interior, with a big 420' sticker on his back glass.

In ten years Rebbecca Pate will have eight and = kids and they will all look like Ryan. Ryan will be working for the city of emmet on the dump truck picking up trash for minimum wage. Rebbecca will be at the house trying to take care of all the little kids while eating bon-bons and watching Oprah's and Montel's shows.

In ten years Christal Robinson will have her master's degree in Cordogology and be the ruler of a multi-million dollar organization in a building shaped like a huge corndog. In this huge corndog, great smelling corporation young students will be trained from birth how to sneak corndogs in to class and successfully eat them without getting caught. She will be married to a body builder, who, by the way, can bench three hundred and ten corndogs, live in a huge mansion with a secret corndog factory in the basement, have two dogs, can you guess what kind and four children. Don't worry they're to young for corndogs.

In ten years Brandi White will have followed Rebbecca Pate's footsteps and she will have ten kids by the time she is twenty eight. She will still be working at the nursing home, while her oldest daughter will be her boss. Better luck next year on the promotion.

In ten years William White will still be wearing his fancy head stocking so that he can keep lusterous hair growing long. You will always see him dressed in his famous line of exotic clothing for the elite, rich and famous people.