Nevada County Picayune and Gurdon Times Newspaper Archive

What's In Store For Class Of 2000? Sr. Prophecies Made

Teddy Allison doesn't make it to our class reunion because he was arrested for standing across from Sonic singing country songs in a cowboy hat and wife beater.

Colvin Beasley is still on total lock-down and sits at home everyday taking care of his kids while his wife makes all the money.

Danielle Box, Crystal Sims, Shakara Sims, and Jackie Bullock all have their own office as social workers for the Department of Human Services.

Matt Brannan owns many clothing shops across the state including: Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic, and American Eagle. He chooses his wardrobe from his favorite store "Slummin it". They sell the latest and greatest worn out t-shirts.

Jessica Brooks gets discharged from the air force for acting goofy.

After graduation, Misty Brown goes to college and becomes a psychologist and finally figures out a way to tap into the male mind and find out exactly what they are thinking.

Johnna Bryan finally picks a man and gets engaged. On her wedding day she doesn't show up, but she has a doctor's excuse.

Erica Burdue will marry Brandon Bates and they will have their own gospel- rock group.

Joey Christopher has been nice as long as he can and once he graduates he goes off the deep end on everyone.

Andrea Cossey and Gabe Morman become bitter enemies after the world's craziest laugh contest worth 10 million dollars. They both made it to the finals, but Gabe won. Andrea says the judges were sexist, but later makes them feel like little girls after beating them in a basketball game.

While dancing, Amanda Crow notices her buns tightening. She then sells a million copies of her new exercise video entitled "Back That Thang Up"!

Princess Dansby becomes a representative for charter.

After high school David Fain moves to Miami and becomes an even bigger health freak. He is also a fitness trainer for the Olympics.

Calvin Flemons has worked so hard all through high school and 4 years of Of college and now has signed a contract with a body building company.

Vontrice Flemons has eaten many different kinds of cereal and picked what she likes the most about all of them. She has now combined it all for her very own Trice's Wheats.

Rita Fountain is unable to attend graduation because it is a school function and she still has two days of ISS.

Carlos Franklin and Andrew Fellows become the chief editors of their popular magazine A&C Fantasies.

Andrew Fellows will finally accomplish his dream of being "The Most, If Not the Most, Electrifying Athlete of the World."

Wesley George runs up his phone bill to $4,000 and decides to start his own telecommunications service entitled "wescom".

Sidney Giles, and Cameron Sims all are very active in the National Guard and plan to stay that way and one day retire.

Jeremiah Gleason travels with the Monster Truck Exhibition Show. He is the main mechanic for all Monster Trucks.

Billy Gleason makes it into the Guinness World Book as "The Worlds Toughest Man".

Smurf (Edward Glenn) and Jeania get married and have kids with even better athletic abilities (if that is possible).

Traci Graham becomes chief editor of Cosmopolitan and writes articles such as "beauty is pain", "how to have a good time", and "how to be super social". She also starts an agency to find prom dates for all Junior and Senior girls across the state.

Chris Gulley still lives in Bluff City after 10 years. He owns his own car lot and tow truck.

Laketia Gulley is employed by Fred's so long she decides to buy it.

After fulfilling the punting position for the HU Bisons, Brad Harris comes home to own an experiment station. Meanwhile, in his love life he can't seem to find a date, so of course he moves to Nashville.

After graduating from college, Deon Hayes, opens up his own business called Stanky's lawnmower service.

Jasselyn Haynes will not attend our 10-year reunion because she is appearing on Soul Train.

Aaron Hearnsburger will still be sitting at the Crawley House with the good o'l boys.

After graduating from SAU, Sarah Hicks fulfills her lifelong goal of working with animals. She follows in her mother's footsteps by being a hair stylist, but for horses. She opens a shop called Pretty Tails.

Monica Hill gets married, attends OBU, and becomes a nurse.

D.J Hopson has had enough practice in high school in making people laugh he decides to become a comedian.

Fred Hopson continues his football career and plays in the NFL.

Rod Hopson decides to attend college at University of Arkansas at Fayetteville and he is on the Hogs Marching Band Flag Line.After graduation, Jennifer Ingram, finally decides that Tink is "the one", so they travel the world with their only child "Ja"von.

Sunshine Kelley finally gets well. Columbia Medical Park Hospital misses her so much they open a new wing foe ICU named Kelley Hall. They automatically offer her a doctor's position and she doesn't even have to go to college.

Gus Kisselburg marries Margie Payne and they move to Colorado. Gus is a professional mountain climber and Margie can take care of him when he gets hurt because she has become a nurse.

Tyrone Lacy opens a suit shop called dress spiff.

Jeremy Loe finally gets a night with his dream date, Brittany Spears; unfortunately, he has to cancel because he was invited to join the PGA Tour.

Ben Martin graduates and attends SAU for a year and then decides college isn't his thing and drops to work at Brookshire's.

Jeremy McKelvy is a professional crocodile hunter.

Joey McKelvy becomes a successful farmer.

Sean Meador becomes Mr. Souder's business partner and one day they make millions.

Rachael Miller becomes an undercover model for Victoria Secret.

Ana Maria Montoya becomes the next Latin pop star with the #1 song "Back That Thang Up."

After high school James Mosely and Amanda Hodges finally get married. James has many different jobs to support them and put Amanda through college so she can play basketball.

After Jeff Moseley's experience in wearing shorts everyday his sophomore year, he invents insulated shorts for the winter.

Crystal Moss will make a fortune teaching others the proper procedure for being in a pageant after becoming a three time Mrs. America.

Jack Nelson flirts his way all the way to the top.

Russell Niemyer becomes the 3rd President from Arkansas following Mike Ross and Slick Willy. His motto is "you've got to talk the talk, to walk the walk"

Ronnie Nolen will go on to make it to the Pro's and the All Star Baseball Team.

Kristian Page becomes the owner of Pizza Hut and changes the name to "Cuppie's Pizza Parlar".

David Parks establishes the first coed bathrooms in the public school across the state.

Prashant Patel opens a chain of Patel's hotels.

Anton Purifoy opens a barber shop in Bluff City called Big Cat's Barber Shop.

Antone Purifoy- is known to be still sitting on the porch!

Vincent Purifoy has planted many new trees in Bluff City.

Soon after graduation, Scott Robertson, is seen on TNN with his own fishing show entitled "Mr. Bass".

Bridgette Sockwell is asked to appear on Jerry Springer with the title "Who's business is it..".

Nicole Spigner continues to work at Love's until she marries Eric and he is able to support them, their children, and their many animals.

Because of Misty Stigaullde's many different hair cuts throughout high school, she decides to go to beauty school and becomes one of the top hair stylists in the U.S.

Eric Stovall writes the New York Times Best Seller "I'm Bored". Once famous for his book, he no longer has to go out of town to get his women.Kristen Teague has been hit too many times with the softball while batting for the Wolverettes; Kristen goes to college and becomes OBU's designated sacrifice hit player. After college she decides to become Reggie's very own batgirl.

Lea Thornton and Rachael Dougan land a position on the Saturday Night Live Show. Lea takes over Mary Catherine Gallager and becomes Superstar II. Rachael quits and when asked why, she was quoted to have said, because "I don't care"

Brian Wicker loved sitting on tables so much once he graduated he donated a table to every classroom at PHS for the students to sit on.

After suffering many paper cuts throughout his coping career at PHS, Cameron Wiley decides to set up a clinic to help other paper cut victims throughout the Four States area.

Laura Williams goes on to pursue her dancing career. After turning pro she decides to do something for the kids in her community, so she starts a dance school named Leaping Laura's Little Debbie School of Dance.

Donisha Williamson plays and trains on the United States Olympic Women's Basketball Team.

Shelley Windham decides to pursue a career in teaching at UACCH, she is a professor in psychology.

Terry Woodley decides that college isn't for him, so he opens up a chain of Tico's Spaghetti Shops.

Brian Woodley decides to go to college at HSU and become the starting offensive lineman for the Reddies.

In the near future Brett Woods and Jeremy Gammage finally have their first date after their high school long "friendship".